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 Monday, January 25, 2010 @ 11:46
jokes found some really good jokes at william and guy's. need something to cheer me up on a monday morning (ok, almost noon now). anyway, enjoy the great play on words. joke #1 a linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'in English', he said, 'a double negative forms a positive. in some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. however, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.' joke #2 robert went to his lawyer and said, 'i would like to make a will but i don't know exactly how to go about it.' the lawyer smiled at robert and replied, 'not a problem, leave it all to me.' robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'well, i knew you were going to take a big portion, but i would like to leave a little to my family too!' joke #3 a policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?' 'well,' replied the jay walker, 'i hope it's having better luck than me.' |